Above: Plagiary Parody

   I wonder if the act of plagiarism by any other person over the last
100,000 years has ever been caught and exposed quicker than this? 
Make that the last 100,000 years and four (4) months-just to cover my bases.

Below represents part of Johnston's donation plea letter where he mentions "2 weeks"-

Below is another email I sent to Bayside Church/Members later that evening.